Kirti, 16, Asian, Leicester.
Instagram: Kirti_TFT.

Stay Real <3

fatwink:

Babies R Us doesn’t even sell babies

(Source: whitepassing, via spoken-not-written)

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2 hours ago

nishlo:

but the real question is has nemo found himself

(via chrisnovelli)

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13 hours ago

Accidentally coming out to my family

Uncle:are you texting a boy?
Me:no
Uncle:why not??
Me:boys are gross
Uncle:*sarcastically* you a lesbian?
Me:*doesn't look up from phone* yeah
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gapjeans:

when u win an argument against someone who thinks they know everything

image

(Source: gayjesse, via paulruddsgrandmother)

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quickweaves:

samirafierce:

vinebox:

shoutout to oxygen

This is life literally

ON MY MAMA I BE BREATHING

(via bewbin)

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13 hours ago

nerdinessinabluebox:

thorthousand1:

Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME

(via paulruddsgrandmother)

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14 hours ago
guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

(Source: sve-sto-imam-nemamm, via paulruddsgrandmother)

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14 hours ago

thetowndrugdealer:

Do you think god jerks off when he watches people shower?

(via paulruddsgrandmother)

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14 hours ago

buttpilgrim:

Time to clean up all this 420 talk from my dashimage

(Source: skeletim, via paulruddsgrandmother)

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