Wuddup ppl???

The names Kirti...but you can call me Kirti

They say I'm da meanest chick around town

Jk I'm a pansy tbh

ily all

mens-rights-activia:

Benedict Cumberbatch is stopped yet again from illegally downloading movies, God bless

mens-rights-activia:

Benedict Cumberbatch is stopped yet again from illegally downloading movies, God bless

(Source: crocroach, via smosh)

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sassybabushka:

My friend knows someone who keeps all her money in a  hollow dildo. If you don’t think that’s genius, just imagine a robber stealing from a teenage girl’s room. Is he going to look in the dildo? Is he even going to want to touch the dildo?? No. A hollow dildo is safer than any safe or lock. 

Be safe, kids. Keep your money in a dildo.

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digivolvin:

my little sister sleeps with a box of cheez-its next to her pillow and i always thought it was because she’s lazy and likes to have it for convenient snacking but last night she told me it’s because she likes seeing it first thing when she wakes up to remind her there’s good in the world

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disposable-spleen:

To get that hairdo surgically removed, I hope

disposable-spleen:

To get that hairdo surgically removed, I hope

(Source: unfollowthisblogitisaspamblog, via greetings)

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27 minutes ago

tallestsilver:

tinylilremus:

No but can you just imagine Mrs Weasley getting to the magical afterlife one day and the first thing she sees is a girl with red hair sprinting towards her.

For a fleeting moment she thinks it’s Ginny, but as the girl comes closer she recognises the kind smile and the emerald eyes that are shining with tears. It’s Lily Potter.

Lily pulls Mrs Weasley into a tight hug and can only whisper three words before dissolving into tears.

"Thank you, Molly."

OW MY HEART

(via deadborah)

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28 minutes ago

floweranger:

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

(Source: flewor, via deadborah)

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nightshadezero:

5 minutes into Euro Truck Simulator and I’ve made the mistake of forgetting that I was in England.

nightshadezero:

5 minutes into Euro Truck Simulator and I’ve made the mistake of forgetting that I was in England.

(via deadborah)

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little-nerdy-dude:

haunthecause:

its fucking face omg

don’t call the cat it that’s fucking rude

(Source: keeganallennews, via josh-burton-is-a-blurter)

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29 minutes ago

lanashiftdelrey:

when one of your best friends is sad but they won’t talk to you about it

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(Source: goatish, via heart)

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30 minutes ago

boygirlparty:

Brenda Song and Raven Symone run into each other at the gym and exchange numbers while Trace Cryus looks on. June, 2014

(via greetings)

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