they call me macklemore in math class because im like
what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what
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How To Do Everything Last Minute: A Novel by me that I am going to write later
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invite me over to ur house it’ll be a blast ill pet your dog while ur parents yell at you
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when i was in grade 3 our class was having a party and i brought in the shrek soundtrack and everyone loved it and the girl i had a crush on winked at me i owe everything to shrek
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THERE IS NO BETTER MOMENT AT A CONCERT THAN WHEN THE SINGER STOPS SINGING AND THE CROWD CONTINUES THE SONG AND YOU SEE THEM ALL SMILE ITS SO PERFECT
(Source: liveinphoenix, via abby-wondering)
kurdtt-smells-like-teen-spirit:
i’m so glad tumblr exists cause it makes people think i’m really funny and witty but 99% of the time i’m just quoting text posts
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this one time in sixth grade i was waiting for my bus because it was late and this girl was cleaning out her locker and a teacher was helping her and all of the sudden the teacher started screaming and the girl started crying and all i heard was “YOU HAVE A GOLDFISH LIVING IN YOUR LOCKER??!!”
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